The Blind Badger: Greg's girlfriend
Saving Private Turtle: one of my friends from home who has never met Greg Thompson in his life. I think he brings some objectivity to the whole event.
Christopher Columbus: a very good friend of Greg's.
I don't know why I gave them code names. *shrugs*
~~I think we all know Greg has a secret obsession with singing competition shows. The people who come from tiny towns and end up belting out a ballad always bring a tear to his British eye. Who is Greg Thompson's favorite X-Factor judge?
-TBB: I dont know who any of the x factor judges are
-SPT: I'd say it was that episode where they brought in the guest judge where it was totally the girl he just hooked up with in an "Egyptian Three Way" the night before.
-CC: I don't watch X-Factor, but I know there's this woman with a horrible accent. Cheryl Cole? So that's my answer.
~~This is one of the big questions. It's right up there with "Why are we here?" and "Where did Ryan Cabrera go?"............... Blue or grey sweat
shirt?
-TBB:blue, obviously! it looks good with his eyes!
-SPT: I prefer the grey myself. It complements his toenails. I mean, eyes. He has eyes, right?
-CC: BLUE all the way! More or less proudly sponsored by SoulCal. Also I think the blue one has been around for longer.
~~Greg Thompson, along with the entirety of his mother country, has never been especially known for incredible athletic ability. In which sport does Greg succeed the least?
-TBB: quidditch duh
-SPT: Midget-tossing. While recently reinstated in Florida where the state was long banned, he is specifically barred from participating. It was considered pork-barrel legislation, but it was needed for District 18a to pass.
-CC:Formal dancing. No way he could pull off that.
~~Which of Greg’s Youtube video titles would correspond most easily to Redtube?(if you don't know what this is, DO NOT look it up)
-TBB: Haha the sexy love quiz
-SPT: The one where I had totally outrageous sex with that other guy
-CC: it's gotta be his "sexy love quiz"
~~If Greg had a pet hedgehog, what would he name it?
-TBB: The Blind Hedgehod inexplicably refrained from answering this question. I think it's safe to assume she had a traumatizing experience with a hedgehog early in life, and refuses to acknowledge their adorable existence now. Best to just let it go.
-SPT: He would name it Tails. He's not terribly creative, but also easily confused.
-CC: His hedgehog would be called Eoy cause that's the name he always wanted. No Gs or Rs to worry about.
~~If Greg Thompson was a transformer, what normal vehicle would he disguise himself as?
-TBB: a moped
-SPT: a card table
-CC: transformer greg would be a waffle van. it's like an icecream van, but with waffles. ("do you like waffles? yeah we like waffles! ..." is being used instead of the usual bell-jingle thing)
